Depression jokes
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
Bruh.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
GTA 6
I got sad today.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.