Depression jokes
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Butcher knives are great tools for cutting many things!
Fruit, vegetables, my arms.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Don't take drugs kids!
Me: My therapist says I need those to live.
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escorts to school counselor_
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Why drink water and not bleach?
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.