Depression jokes
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
Bruh.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
I laughed at my life so hard.