MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Why drink water and not bleach?
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
How do you poop?
why did Sarah call off the swing because she has no arms Knock knock show there not Sarah
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
Hi meccool.
"-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt. If I blame it on my friends, it won't be my fault."
-Mully- This is my mom left!!
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
Depression jokes is like food...not every people get it
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
Wanna know what my favorite feeling is? Warmth. Fuck, I left the oven on!
Suicide is population control, republished.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
Guy : are you depression cause you're crippling me Car driver : no I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you Guy : don't worry I was already crippled because I got crippling depression
i have cripple and depression
