Depression jokes
Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.
Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Bruh.
I got sad today.
GTA 6
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer.
Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer, then someone would kill me.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.