Depression jokes
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”