Depression jokes
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
Wow, he stole my antidepressant toy. The next day, he was on the ground.
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
I laughed at my life so hard.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
My parents used to make me and my siblings apologize to the ground when we stomped.
If I had done "it," I would have gotten SO many apologies.