Depression jokes
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Just cut the rope.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.