What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.