Emission jokes

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?

An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

Fart <3

What is an Emo’s favourite music element?

Self harmony.

So, Duracell batteries do run out.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

Like if I am emo.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.