Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
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Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sally fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
