at what speed is the curry going at ?
in a hurry to the curry man
if babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mothers womb? A VIRGIN
Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra BARS and DOUGH
A pregnant woman enters the hospital with her concerned husband. As she goes into labor, a group of doctors asked him if he would like to try a device that transfers your spouse's pain to the father's nervous system. He agrees and the doctors turn to dial on the device to 10%. Strangely, the man felt little pain. They continued to adjust the dial until it stopped at 100%, yet the man felt nothing. Later on, the wife had delivered the baby the pair left the hospital with a healthy baby only to find the milkman laying on their stairs with a puddle of blood around his head, shaking uncontrollably.
A delivery service called ‘Ross deliveries’ was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Doctor: congratulations!!! Women: was it a successful delivery? Doctor: no it’s DiGiorno!
Q)what was the last pizza delivery to 9/11? A)2 large planes.
After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first doctor”.
The doctor replies, “We’ll, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair”.
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news”. The doctor replies, “He’s dead”.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery
