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Chinese takeout $15 . 00 gas to get there $1.50 . Getting home to find they,very forgotten one of your dishes RICELESS
a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
What was the last pizza order at the world trade center?
Two Large Plaines
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He was actually quite funny... He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out)
why were the people in the twin towers upset? they ordered pepperoni pizza but instead they got plane
Why was 911 anoyed at the pizza guy.
Because the ordered meatlovers but they got plane
a man bought steroids from Amazon.com... he was expecting a big package to cum!!!
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What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
Can I have a PIZZA that ass?
My dad told me a story today his mom my grandma said if a bird gets in ur house someone will die . That day a humming bird got in his U.P.S truck and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later she died .😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
When other people tell a joke; 3/3 people laugh. When I tell a joke; 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence He’s just Biden his time
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off. Okay moving on you took to long, how many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge (*Their reply* Idk how many) 3, Open the fridge put the elephant into the fridge and close the door. how do you put a giraffe into the fridge (*Their reply* 3...) Wrong 4, Open the fridge take out the elephant put in the giraffe and close the door, why did sally fall off the swing, A fridge fell on her
This kid was going to sleep and h said night mum night dad and night gramma and bye grandpa next morning grandpa died and the next night he said night dad night mum night grandma and gramma died the next morning and the next night he said night mum bye dad and they heard the postman died bc he was the dad lol
Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
