Decision Jokes

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he had no balls to do it

I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."

I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady she asked which kid is mine and I responded I haven't decided yet

why was he orphan so successful? they told him go big or go home he only had 1 option

I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice ...

Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice

Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours? Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

its always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses

my opinion on abortion is very divided like, on the one hand I like the idea of killing babies but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices

I believe in a woman's right to choose... ... whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.

I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That's means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.