When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I ́m still choosing." She looked horrified.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile
i was watching my son play at the park and a lady asked me. "which one is yours" and for fun i said "i don't know i'm still choosing".
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
its always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
I believe in a woman's right to choose... ... whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this
Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?
or
hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?
some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!!!
Dad, am I adopted? NO! Why would I ever choose you?
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love." I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu I choose you!!!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do you call it when you choose Panera bread over something else Panera instead
