Decision Jokes

I met an orphan with a dog yesterday, I chose the dog

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

A suicidal customer walks into a gun store...

Cashier: Is this your final purchase?

Customer: Actually, yes it is!

Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!

My Infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.

I am not making a noose I am making a unsubscribe button for life.

When a woman decides to abort it is called a decision but when I run my truck into a playground of kids it is called murder

When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen. And I could just have his motorcycle.

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted Nothing much I just decided to go home

So things are just to tiring to sort out...... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

If this gets 10 comments 9 (i dont care about likes) i will write a four page easy and post it and its up too u guys what its about

why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to

What type of bee cant make up his mind?

A maybe.

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort

I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.

Who were the people that survived 9/11? The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump

17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.