What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
I wanted to get brain surgery.
I changed my mind.
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.
I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.
Nothing much, I just decided to go home.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
