Decision jokes

A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.

Cashier: Is this your final purchase?

Customer: Actually, yes it is!

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!

I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...

But then I changed my mind.

Guys, comment below if I should do a name reveal!

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.

I wanted to get brain surgery.

I changed my mind.

My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.

When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.

I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.

When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.

See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.

Nothing much, I just decided to go home.

So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?

What type of bee can't make up his mind?

A maybe.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.

I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.

I decided to go home.