Death

Death jokes

Lego

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

Brain

What has more brains than the Columbine students? The wall behind them, xD.

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  • Baby

    What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.

    What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.

    What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.

    Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.

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  • Memes

    Dead Baby

    What's worse than a dead baby?

    A pile of dead babies.

    What's worse than that?

    The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.

    What's worse than that?

    The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.

    Morbid humor

    What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

    Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.

    Sleep

    I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.

    Closet

    Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.

    Dad

    I will always remember my dad's last words....

    "15 dollars and I'll jump."

    Stephen Hawking

    Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.

    Blonde

    How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.

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  • Crash

    What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

    They both can crash down.

    Rape

    Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.

    Life Support

    My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

    Freezer

    What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

    Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.