What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not! He got nailed before he died.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
An apple a day, or you'll die anyway.
I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
Well, at least the one I fucked did.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
