Death Jokes

Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!

Hey do you know why America sucks we have the death penalty

Please no kill

Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf and he worked at a morgue. So one time poor Dan got confused and start having sex with the rotting corpse. He then came home, and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven

to be brutally honest i think his wife let him die for money cos they could just plug him back in, surely they have an android cable about?

Why did Bob Ross die

Because the paint brush stabbed him

Did he hear he died of a virus? A computer virus

Hitler amazing he dead but still alive because he did nazi death coming it never happend

Your mom should show you your real home. THE TRASH! If death was an option for a look you could be the first.

my dad died lol

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died

2) Where did all the orphans go!

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!

Aj died in a bar

The end

Robin Williams’ death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed)

You so skinny death and thought you were dead

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul walkers death

What do u call a pedophile who's dying? you.

During the election campaign of 2012 we heard about Obama but we fought they said Osama. So I told my friend grab his gun and lets have some fun. So during one of Obama's campaign we both shot him to death, which lasted a while. Then my friend said "lets go get piz drunk at Mavericks bar". Then on TV they talked about Obama death and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.