Death jokes
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Sayo-nara.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.