Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...
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Explanation
This is a dark and morbid twist on the classic 'how many people does it take to change a lightbulb' setup. Instead of a simple task, it implies the speaker has murdered sex workers and is using them for a gruesome task, failing to fix their basement light.
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this made me and my friends laugh for ten minutes and plus the answer is 6 dead hookers.
Friend
Ha! You said not to repeat jokes, but you just did! It's the same as the dead babies is the basement to change a lightbulb!
Friend
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