Oxygen vs Children

This is a dark joke where the punchline implies the speaker is keeping children in their basement, contrasting it with oxygen which is essential for life. It uses a morbid twist to create humor.

• Oxygen
• Difference
• Life
• Death
• Basement
• Family

• What’s the difference between kids and drugs? I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
• What is the difference between a preschool and my basement? Little kids leave preschool.
• What’s the difference between air and a six year old? Air has resistance.
• What's the same about boxes and children? They're both found in basements.