Death jokes
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
My doctor gave me 1 year. So I shot him.
The judge gave me fifteen. Problem solved!
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
experiment
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
"Grandma, tell me a story!" I said as we huddled near the campfire.
"Alright," she said, "Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches."
"Where is Timmy now?" I asked.
Grandma pointed to the campfire.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!