Death jokes
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Whatβs George Floydβs favorite color? Neon black.
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
How do you know your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.