Death jokes
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
Doctor: Hands husband his baby.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it.
Husband: Then give me the one she made.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.