My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
My initials are K.M.C.
Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife, we were only talking about getting a divorce."
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"