Leaf versus Emo

Alright, listen up, genius. So, like, an emo and a leaf fall outta a tree, right? You'd think they'd both splat on the ground. But get this: the leaf wins 'cause the emo used a rope to, uh, not be around anymore. I bet you put on eyeliner every morning thinking it makes you deep. Here's a fun fact: Bears like me hibernate longer than your attention span.