Nevergreen Pine

This is a play on words, or a pun. "Evergreen" is a term for a tree that stays green all year. So, "Nevergreen" is a funny way to describe a dead pine tree, which is not green anymore.

• Pine Tree
• Plant
• Dead
• Death
• Tree
• Pine

• What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
• What do you call a depressed tree? A wood cutter.
• What do you call a tree? A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
• What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.