Death jokes
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Why are skeletons so calm?
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
He is dead.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!