Death jokes
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
You're an orphan.
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.