Death jokes

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.

When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.

POV: Orphans rule the world.

God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.

The orphan: Waaaaaa!

A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.

Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.

Isn't It Purrfect!

I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.

Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"

Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."

I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.

My grandpa died to ligma :(

LIGMA BALLS!

Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.

It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.

Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.

If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.

This joke is so dark, I need life.

What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.