Death jokes
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why did the orphan kill himself?
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
You're an orphan.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.