Death jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
Why did the orphan kill himself?
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.