Death

Death jokes

Patient

The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.

Gun

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

Life

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

Midget

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?

Ladder

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

People

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

People

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Orphan

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

Shooting

What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.

Orphan

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

George Floyd

How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.