Death

Death jokes

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Orphan

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

Man

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.

Animal

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

Head

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

Accident

My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!

Orphan

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Midget

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?

Ladder

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

People

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

People

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Orphan

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

Life

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...