IShowSpeed jokes

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.