IShowSpeed jokes

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Speed.

What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?

His Internet.

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

How fast does 173 move?

Breakneck speeds!

You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.