Piggy Bank jokes

What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?

"Ain't you got no cents?"

Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

Where do fish keep their money?

In a riverbank!