Death jokes

Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.

When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.

A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.

Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"

I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.

POV: Orphans rule the world.

God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.

The orphan: Waaaaaa!

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

I can’t wait for collage....

5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.

Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.

Isn't It Purrfect!

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.

How did Sally die?

She got shot.

How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.

He died because he rolled too far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.

What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?

There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.