Death

Death jokes

Animal

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

Head

What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?

The steering wheel.

Accident

My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!

Orphan

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

Midget

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?

Ladder

I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"

Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.

People

What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.

People

What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.

Orphan

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

Life

My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0

This is not a joke; this is just about death...

Gun

Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.

Little Johnny paints them black.

Little Johnny went to a gun store.

Little Johnny made a big mess.

The cemetery people were getting paid.

Orphan

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.