Death jokes
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
Memes
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Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.