Death jokes
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
You're an orphan.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.