Death jokes
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?
A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
You're an orphan.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"