Death jokes
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
You're an orphan.
Did you know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders on the car dashboard.
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.