Death jokes
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
This joke is so dark, I need life.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.