Death jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
"Where ya going?"
"When I die, hell, but right now, my room."
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
He is dead.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.