Death jokes
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
Why drink water and not bleach?
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Me die.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?
"Restore factory settings."
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.