Death jokes

Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.

What were Stephen Hawking's dying words?

"Restore factory settings."

What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?

"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."

I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!

What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."

Who's the world's fastest reader?

9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.

Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)

I remember my grandfather's last words:

"Are you holding the ladder?"

What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.

Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.

Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"

Q: What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and wind chimes?

A: Wind chimes don't make a gurgling sound when they're hung.

Kobe: "Don't crash!"

Helicopter: *Crashes*

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

I just found out, these jokes are about dead people.

Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!

Why drink water and not bleach?

When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.