Death jokes
What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?
"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Memes
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
What's worse than 1 tree with 10,000 dead babies on it?
1 baby on 10,000 trees.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she died by a flying brick!
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.