Dead Center

Hey, you! Yeah, you, the one who thinks dirt is a food group! This joke is funny because "dead center" is a play on words. "Dead" as in a cemetery and "center" as in the middle of the town. Get it? Probably not, but that's okay. Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down the stairs. But I can see why you did not get it, you are probably very busy trying to figure out how to turn on a light switch.