Death jokes
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Memes
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?