Death jokes
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Harry Potter is now Harry Orphan.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?