What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words after robbing a bank: "Oh, shit! The pigs are catching up!" But the cops did not kill him; he drove full speed off a cliff.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What is scarier than a pile of dead babies?
The bottom one ate its way out!
Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?
'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.
What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?
"Happy Death-Day To You!"
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
He's dead.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
