Death jokes
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Trout lowk make me think about the early death of Wayne Shorter
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I've never heard them.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
There was a dude, he was like, "Yo dawg, you wanna die?" I said, "What is this, Friday the 13th?"
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
A child with cancer says, "Mother, what will I be when I grow up?"
Then the mother says, "Shut up, dick, you have cancer!" Hehehe.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.