Death jokes
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Technoblade never got a wife.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.