Death jokes
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What time is it when you get hit by a car? Time to die.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.