Death jokes
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"