Death jokes

What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!

How did the gay man die? Homicide.

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid

Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.

Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.

Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

"I miss you.

Being happy was never that hard without you..."

Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...

Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!

I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?

A cabbage patch.

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

How do you make an emo jump?

A bridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To cut through traffic.

What do you call a dead polar bear?

Anything, they can't hear you!

Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

Queen Elizabeth died a couple weeks ago. I'm still trying to find the reboot catd.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.