Death jokes
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!
Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Why did the feminist kill herself? Because she was TRIGGERED.
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?
You untie the rope.
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.