Death jokes
Orphan
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Memes
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.
He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.