Death jokes
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Memes
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Orphan
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
U die from robot bite.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.