Death jokes
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
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What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
Orphan
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D