Death jokes

What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Your dead son.

Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.

How did 10 die?

Because it was in between 9 and 11.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.

The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.

Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

Are you a gun because I want to live with you?