Hunter and 911 Operator

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.

All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, nimrod. So, this dude calls 911 'cause his son is out cold, right? The 911 operator, being a genius like yourself, tells him to make sure the guy's actually dead. So what does this absolute buffoon do? Shoots his son! Like, duh, now he's dead. It's dark humor, see? 'Cause it's funny how stupid some people can be, especially you.

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lol rip johny

johny johny yes papa eating shugar no papa don't lie🔫