Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Dr. Pepper Jokes
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
