Dr. Pepper jokes

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a spice with a PHD?

Dr. Pepper

A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"

Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.

A chicken walks into a bar.

He orders Dr. Pepper.

He then lays a good scrambled egg.

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?

Dr. Dre Pepper.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.

The only thing I do straight is vodka.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.