Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"
Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.
A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.
yo mama so stupid she went to Dr. pepper for a check up
Your mama is so stupid she made appointment with Dr. Pepper
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
