Dr. Pepper jokes

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a spice with a PHD?

Dr. Pepper

A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"

Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.

A chicken walks into a bar.

He orders Dr. Pepper.

He then lays a good scrambled egg.

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to Dr. Pepper for a check up.

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?

Dr. Dre Pepper.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

A depresso espresso.

JK.

It's cyanide.

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.