An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Orphan's Wishes
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you dummy. So this orphan kid finds a genie, right? He wishes to be rich and famous, all that jazz. Then, like a total moron, he wishes his dead parents back! The genie's like, "Duh, I can't do that!" It's funny because the kid's an idiot for wasting his wishes on something impossible. And you, with your single-digit IQ, probably would've done the same thing!