Kobe Bryant Helicopter

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark, like your chances of understanding quantum physics. It's saying the person's gonna bounce from a situation like Kobe bounced out of helicopters. But, uh, Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash. Do you get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture? Seriously, I am not convinced that you have more than two brain cells.

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