Death jokes
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
WJE iceberg
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
Stephen Hawking died.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his whole family.