Death jokes
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Memes
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
When Stephen Hawking died, did they take him to the hospital or PC World?
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.
His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
How do you make a plumber die?
You kill his family.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?