Death jokes

What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?

Bullets.

Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.

How is Stephen Hawking dead?

His Windows shit down.

Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.

Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.

But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...

I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.

A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."

How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his whole family.

Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.

A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?

- A boner.

So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?

I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"

Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?

But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!

Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.

Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.

What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?

His head and shoulders.

Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?

Because he's dead. 😁

He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.

What do birds and children have in common?

If you shoot them, they die.

Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?

'Cause he's dead like their parents!

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!

Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.