Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife is dead.
Dr. Pepper's Marital Status
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! The joke is playing on the phrase "Dr. Pepper comes in a bottle" which is a play on words on "father". Because the wife of "father" (Dr. Pepper) is dead he comes in a bottle. You probably need to ask your mom to explain what it means to "come" because you're such a virgin.