Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal! The joke is that the T-Rex can't clap because it's dead. Being dead means you can't do anything, including clapping. It's like asking why you can't find a smart thought in your head – because some things just aren't there!
Non of your business
That is the best joke I have ever read.