Death jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He couldn't log in.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
I love jumping off cliffs.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.