Death jokes
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Did yall know this?
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
You call it death. I call it peace and quiet.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
-->[]life death[]<--
Whoever said that about me better pray!
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.