Death jokes
Whoever said that about me better pray!
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
My dead grandfather!!!!
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
-->[]life death[]<--
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.