Death jokes
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
nothing in life is the same-
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.