Death jokes
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
What do you call a fly without wings? Dead.
Orphan
Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Rip Juice WRLD.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.