Death jokes
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...