Death jokes
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
U die from robot bite.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Orphan
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)