Death jokes

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

Parents...

Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

Me: What is that?

Siri: Sugondese nuts.

Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.

I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.

Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.

Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?

Why did the orphan dig six feet under?

To find his parents.

I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.

Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.

What do your teacher and your friend have in common?

They will both die eventually.

My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.

If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!

What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?

Suicide.

When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

What kills you?

Suicide.

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.