Death jokes
Parents...
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
Memes
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"