Death jokes
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
I thought about learning skydiving without having to afford gear. But the highest place I got is my apartment window.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
Parents...
What is my favorite thing about my grandpa?
His life insurance.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?
Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.
Me: What is that?
Siri: Sugondese nuts.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.