Death jokes
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What is my favorite thing about my grandpa?
His life insurance.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
Parents...
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Kobe got irl canceled.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?