Death jokes
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.