Death jokes
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
Kobe got irl canceled.
Twinkle, twinkle, there’s a car Coming like a shooting star.
I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Yo mama is so fat that a whole forest grew on her, but it was sad because she really smells, so the forest died.
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."