Death

Death jokes

Julius Caesar

    • You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

    You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

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    • Death memes

    Rope

    • Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

    Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

    Boy: "What do you mean?"

    Friend and me: "We can show you."

    Me: "I will tie the rope."

    Friend: "I will push the chair."

    Haircut

    • One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

    Canoe

    • Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.

    While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."

    So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"

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