What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning
A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied "I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing"
Where do feminists go when they die "hell's kitchen"
My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"
Stephen Hawkings just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
how did the gay girl die? homocide
So I was at a funeral the other day and it was a school shooting mass funeral, and the lady beside me asked me, “ what do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “ How dare you you have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “well they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.
Tombstone engraving: I TOLD you I was sick!
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months. At the funeral, a man see the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man look at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die. But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I wont die because the potato is already dead and cant attack my immune system.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
