Suicide Legality

The joke plays on the absurdity of suicide being illegal. It suggests that the only reason it's a crime is because you got caught, implying that if you succeeded, no one would know or care. It's a dark take on the act and the legal system's involvement.

• Suicide
• Catch
• Death
• Law
• Punishment
• Crime

• Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
• Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
• Suicide is never the answer. Suicide is the question. The answer is yes.
• You wanna hear a suicide joke? Nvm, it didn't make it.