Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Death Jokes
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
RIP Harambe.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
