What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Death Jokes
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Someone dies.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
I was going to kill myself, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
If I die, does my depression die with me?
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
