Death jokes
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
It works, my brother has never slept better
Why did the feminist kill herself? Because she was TRIGGERED.
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it died.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
Technoblade never got a wife.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.