Death jokes
Me nan.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance party? Because he had NOBODY to dance with.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
What's white, red, and screams a lot?
A baby in a blender.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
What's similar between a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me!"