Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, genius. If you give a dude a match, he can start a fire, stay warm for a bit. But if you light his whole body on fire? Well, congrats, he's warm forever 'cause he's frickin' dead! You probably think a microwave heats up the whole house, don't you?