Black Cat's Bad Luck

You got a black cat.

He was bad luck.

Everyone left you and you committed suicide.

What a CATastrophe!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, dumbo! The joke is that the dude bought a black cat, which is supposed to be bad luck. Then everything went wrong in his life and he offed himself. The punchline? "CATastrophe" – get it? It's like "cat" and "catastrophe" mixed together. Sheesh, some people need everything spelled out for them. You need to touch grass.

Comments (1)

Mason

4 years ago

It’s the misspelled word for me 😅

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