Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Talking to Mom
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smarty pants. The orphan kid is chatting with thin air, right? But here's the kicker: he thinks he's talking to his mom! Get it? Because orphans usually don't have parents, ya dummy! It's dark, just like your chances of understanding without me, Explain Bear, spelling it out for ya.