Death jokes

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?

Wrapped around that tree.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

What makes an orphan jump?

A bridge.

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.

The man was dangling by a string!

I was jealous the day he died.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.

Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

Are you a toaster?

Because I wanna take a bath with you.